Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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