hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My breasts were aching with rage.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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