so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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