she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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