So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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