i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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