i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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