the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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