I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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