i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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