I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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