Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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