Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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