I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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