things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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