at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Congratulations! We have a period
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