Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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