What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Randomize
