What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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