Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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