We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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