Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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