am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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