Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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