I want to walk on stilts...naked
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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