suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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