ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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