just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
this is an emotional support booty call
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
How much have you had to drink?
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That seems like quite a lot.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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