This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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