I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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