brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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