I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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