I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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