i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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