Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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