Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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