those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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