I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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