Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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