please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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