the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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