I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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