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This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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