"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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