i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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