Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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