We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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