At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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