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He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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