If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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