There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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