these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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