His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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