can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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