Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
